I think I'm depressed.
You're not depressed, you're bored.
I'm not bored, I'm depressed.
Look around you.
This place is fucking magic, man.
Chris, it's shit and it's cold.
I know, but listen. See this hill?
You'd think it was just a hill.
And some woods.
Yeah? But it's much more than that.
What?
I know. Seriously, in history...
Like 600 years ago, whatever.
There was these people called the diggers.
They had no money,
but they said "Fuck that, fuck money.
"Fuck tax, fuck... Cromwell."
Yeah? "Why don't we all just live here,
"on this hill, and do some digging."
- Digging? - Yeah.
And they were proper party animals as well,
like greeter and drugs, and stuff.
And there was this lord, right? This genious lord,
who had this big massive house out in the woods.
He'd invite all the diggers down here.
Yeah? Down to jig!
Little jigging diggers!
Fucking insane!
So?
So... we're diggers.
And tonight, we're gonna have...
... a digger party.
Yannis, it's Jal.
Hey.
I need a band.
Tonight.
Yup, sounds cool.
Cool.
What's that?
Well, if you follow them,
you'll find a secret party.
Don't tell anyone.
Love history, man.
You're shit in history.
Not books, I mean like the ancient stuff.
You know, like monsters...
... and dragons and trolls...
and kings and hanging... Brilliant.
What was that?
What?
Nothing. Come on.
This way.
I'm tired.
And I'm hungry.
Come on, man, we gotta find the lord's place.
Where they all made history.
I'm tired and I'm hungry, and I'm going back.
You coming?
No, we're gonna have a party.
See you then, mate.
Diggers.
Sid?
Fucking hell!
Who the fuck are you? Fuck off!
Oi!
Anwar!
Hello?
Hello. Who are you?
I am the lord of the manor.
Yeah, right. I made you up.
Am I better than you imagined?
You're naked.
Sorry, does that offend you?
No, no, it's cool.
Splendid.
Tell me about your parties.
Ah, my parties... They made history.
What, the digger parties?
Digger parties...
Foam parties...
Naked orgy parties...
I had them all.
Wow, man.
And on that very four-poster bed there,
Napoleon himself sucked Brigitte Bardot's toes.
Fuck off!
Language.
Sorry.
So, what kind of party would you like to throw?
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